6.9.09

Lying about your age..

..has now taken on new heights.

I was browsing some weird 50's ads on one site and clicked a link accidently that lead me to a site called ShopInPrivate.com. Well, being the curious individual that I am, I browsed around the site and thought I had seen everything until I came across this.

Anal Bleaching Cream

It's purpose is to lighten up your exit (which apparently darkens with age) so you can look younger all over.

Buy some today! No point in telling people you're 35 when your backdoor clearly states you're 50!
Spewed out by around

7 comments:

  1. HaphazardkatSeptember 6, 2009 at 7:45 AM

    o...m...g...

    bwwhahahahahahahahahha!!!

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  2. TedSeptember 6, 2009 at 7:57 AM

    What a great stocking stuffer! Of course, for the Secret Santa exchange at work, I'd refill it with superglue.

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  3. deaditesSeptember 6, 2009 at 8:00 AM

    Ted - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  4. SultanSeptember 6, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    This is disturbing on so many levels.

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  5. Seeking Serenity September 6, 2009 at 6:56 PM

    holy CRAPP
    HAAHAHAHA!!
    love these comments ;P

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  6. HaphazardkatSeptember 16, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    omg--check this out!!!! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32873395/ns/today-today_fashion_and_beauty/displaymode/1247/?beginSlide=1

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  7. deaditesSeptember 20, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    OMG, that's just not right.

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Leave me some grey matter.

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