6.9.09

Lying about your age..

..has now taken on new heights.

I was browsing some weird 50's ads on one site and clicked a link accidently that lead me to a site called ShopInPrivate.com. Well, being the curious individual that I am, I browsed around the site and thought I had seen everything until I came across this.

Anal Bleaching Cream

It's purpose is to lighten up your exit (which apparently darkens with age) so you can look younger all over.

Buy some today! No point in telling people you're 35 when your backdoor clearly states you're 50!

7 comments:

  1. o...m...g...

    bwwhahahahahahahahahha!!!

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  2. What a great stocking stuffer! Of course, for the Secret Santa exchange at work, I'd refill it with superglue.

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  3. Ted - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  4. holy CRAPP
    HAAHAHAHA!!
    love these comments ;P

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  5. omg--check this out!!!! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32873395/ns/today-today_fashion_and_beauty/displaymode/1247/?beginSlide=1

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Leave me some grey matter.